that dont impress me much !!

Ladies and gentlemen!! Presenting to u a jewel from the mines of lala (where men have forgotten the art of wooing women :D) land...
below is a friend request scrap i received on a popular networking site..
STATUTORY WARNING: Read at ur own risk :)

looking so Beautiful

my Mess Only & only for U hpe u like coz i like ur Beautiful smile
If every one forgets u,iam with u, if every 1 lets u down iam with u, if every 1 betrays u iam still with u, But if every 1 likes u sorry iam with them
Apples are sweet
Kisses are better
If u love me
Sent me a letter
i mean waiting for ur reply with ur Beautiful smile
Somone asked me for how long i will like u.....i remained silent b'coz i didnt know-which one is longer,"always"or"forever".
cme 2 da point Dear waiting for ur reply & dnt forgate i like 2 know u like chat with me y or n ??

believe me i was too stoned to say anything :P
i was literally rofl !!!
With due respect (no offense :)) to the protagonist's (here, the person who wrote this) feelings, i think its time guys learnt that,
'that dont impress me (for that matter any female :D) much!!'
Guys, females are always on a look out for a clearer heart and a strong character!
the words, all this extravaganza is an adage; they surely dont want someone constantly uttering all this gibberish, which they dont even mean!
ha.. once in a while a bit of romance is welcome! :)
but then dont forget to use the language ur comfortable with, at least bad grammar wont prove a turn off :)
and believe me, most females go weak in their knees, for straight(pun intended!)forward guys!
for the lesser known Wooing is an art..and it starts from a clear heart (for everyone :)), me thinks!
Me not a veteran in this, but this thing really moved me :D

P.S. Suggestions and discussions are welcome :)